Yesterday was the bi-yearly check up with Dr. Goodman in which I get a full Pet/CT scan. I see him every three months, and do the scan every other visit. I’ve been becoming a hypochondriac over the last few weeks. My breathing feels funny and I have a pain here or there. Maybe my urine is a little bit “off” color-wise. Another wards, I’ve just been overly paranoid over nothing. I won’t vocalize this because I don’t want to worry anyone, especially since I know in my head that I’m fine. Regardless, I was a bit nervous going in for the exam.
The Pet/CT scan process is as intrusive on my life as possible. I’m not allowed to exercise (read: bicycle) for a few days leading up to the date. I am forced to drive myself in to work and end up groggy all day because the coffee doesn’t wake me up as well as the ride does.
The day before the visit I need to cut back on (read: completely stop) eating sugars and carbohydrates. Sugars I can live without, but carbs are basically a staple in my diet these days. Jane made me a huge bowl of eggs and sausage for dinner that night though. It was amazing.
The morning of the exam I can’t eat or drink anything, except water for medication (which I am not on, thankfully). I always seem to end up with appointments well into the day. This time I was stuck with an 11am start. That basically means that I’m not going to be eating anything until at least 1pm. My stomach gets mighty angry at me with a schedule like that.
The first part of the process involves being pulled into a secluded room that is usually no warmer than 60°F. They give me warm blankets that reach from my feet to the middle of my chest, or from my chin to my ankles, depending on positioning. I make sure to stock up on those and lay back in the chair. I get a fresh IV stuck into the same arm that gave blood a little while ago and am told to try not to move. If I move, the bogeyman will find me… or the IV might pop out. Both scenarios are disturbing.
With the other arm, I am asked to drink a “cherry” flavored contrast that will help them read the scans with better clarity. The drink takes a lot like Kirkland brand Vita-Rain vitamin waters. Maybe they are just re branding it for the public.
I have to lay there for an hour, moving as little as possible. If I am too active, my muscles will soak in the contrast and give confusing readings. The last thing I want is any confusion at this stage in the game so I do my best Bela Lugosi impression.
Once the hour is up, I am pulled into a room with a large, claustrophobic machine. After taking all of the metal out of my head, I lay down on a hard table that feeds me into the machine. The catch is that I have to hold my arms above my head so I feel as unnatural as possible for the duration of the 30(!) minutes that it takes to scan me. My arms are in a position such that my shoulder blades are digging in to the table and I’m never really comfortable.
The machine pulls the table back and forth very slowly for the PET part of the scan. There are cameras spinning around you making loud clunking sounds occasionally. After about 5 minutes my arms go numb. This isn’t a problem until I need to pick them back up.
After 20 minutes, I do the CT portion of the scan. They inject a substance into my IV that makes my entire body very warm. In fact, my crotch gets so warm that it feels almost like I am going to the bathroom on the table. I hold my breath for 10 to 15 seconds at a time while the machine whirls and chugs. Supposedly about 1,800 photos are taken of my chest area during the whole scan. Everything winds down and they finally let me move my arms.
I am happy to say that I am still cancer free.
I sure do whine a lot on this thing.