I grumbled and pouted my way through what was sure to be my grumpiest weekend in a while. Nothing seemed to go the way it should have, and nothing was on schedule.
It started off well enough though. Friday when I got home from work there were two huge boxes waiting for me from Peter White Cycles. I was itching to get my wheels on the bike but I had promised Jane that we could go to the bakery first. It is written in the Friday rule book as mandated. We hung out with Erin and grabbed some bread/pastries and finally got back home. I spent the next couple of hours on prepping my bike for the wheels and transferring my cassette over. I’ve never really messed with wiring of any sort (short of our stereo speakers), so I took it slow and easy. By the time Norman got over I was ready for a test ride and everything worked well.
My body gets in to a routine where it starts shutting down on Friday nights about 7pm. I’m able to stay up for a while longer, but I can feel myself slipping into my work night coma. Once again, everyone was ready to go out and have fun, and once again, I just wanted some sleep. Jane told me they were going out, but I was already half way in to a dream. Everything is a little fuzzy from that night, and I don’t even have a cool story to show from it.
Saturday morning Chris, Joby and I retraced almost all of the 100k Populaire, minus Seward Park. We actually did the roughly 70 miles to “take it easy” so we didn’t “spend all day on the bikes”. That is how far gone we are now. 70 is the loosen the legs and enjoy the day chatting ride. It was an amazing day in the city though. The sun was out and it was one of the few time that I needed to remove my jacket for the hills.
So far so good. Everything is kosher. Jane brings me this amazing burrito from a new restaurant in town that tastes pretty much exactly like fast food in Southern California. By back home standards, it would be a shaky “meh” at best. By Seattle standards, I bow down to its deliciousness. Somehow, the burrito was the start of all of my problems. It started a violent carne asada revolution on my innards. There wasn’t a rumbling right away, so I didn’t think twice about tossing back an energy drink and a whole bottle of St. Bernardus Abt. 12. I mean, we were going to be out having fun, right? The uppers, downers, and fatty meats duked it out in my stomach all freaking night. I had to keep burping in over to overcome the need to throw up. It was a bad scene. I managed to make it through a small cocktail party and a friends birthday party without doing anything I would regret though.
Norman suggested we go to a show that his friend was playing with BlöödHag. Regardless of my pain, I was all about it. It sounded like a great show, and I haven’t been to one in a while. Wait… I don’t have an ID. I lost my wallet. Despite a plea from Norman, I wasn’t able to get through the door. I confessed my desire to go home and felt bad for once again playing party pooper. I just needed some sleep… and some bathroom time. Gross.
Sunday was the day that I was going to get things done. Plans were made, they would be kept! We got things rolling by getting up at the crack of noon. Jane had a matchmaker bug in her and she wanted to set up a couple of friends of ours. We were all to go to a coffee house show at 3pm. Plenty of time to get to Ballard for a pancake breakfast. The viaduct was closed again so I-5 was a parking lot. We spent an hour each way in traffic, barely getting back home in time to meet our friend. He never showed up, or called, or gave any indication that we should just leave to make it to the 3 o’clock show on time. We get to the coffee house a little late, minus the date to a standing room only performance.
After the show, we had a date with Jane’s niece, in from Hawaii. Jane wanted to play cool Aunt, so we took her out to see Aaron’s band play at El (I can’t believe what they charge for a show these days) Corazón. At one point in the night Jane slipped away for a drink with some friends, leaving me with her niece for a while. When she got back, I slipped in to my sad sap, grump old man routine. I started to think about my role as designated driver and how much I wanted to just hang out and have a beer with friends. I felt kind of trapped in the corner with someone I can’t really relate to while my better half was having a good time in an area that I couldn’t access if I wanted to (no ID). In short, I was being a baby about the whole situation. Jane took my pouting in stride and it didn’t kill the night.
Her niece later proclaimed, “This was the best show I’ve ever been to.” I think it might have been the dancing easter bunny in attendance that sealed the deal.