i love sports

Photo above isn’t actual photo from conversation, just there for reference.
Me: Hey [name deleted to protect the innocent], take a look at these guys. Tell me what you think about them.
[some dude]: Looks like they are really into the game. You see guys like that at all football games.
Me: You don’t think that they are… I don’t know… kind of weird? Like when did that become socially acceptable?
[some dude]: It is just a ritual. I’m sure the 6 dollar beers help.
Me: So they are just big fans of the team?
[some dude]: Exactly.
Me: Let me give you a hypothetical situation.
[some dude]: Okay…
Me: Let’s say that I’m a huge fan of Batman. Every weekend I watch it on my big screen TV. While watching the movie, I like to dress up as one of the characters and root for them. Then I get really drunk and belligerent off of a rack of cheap American beer and yell profanities at the movie.
[some dude]: Dude, that’s just weird.
Me: That is exactly what these guys are doing.
[some dude]: *leaves room*



